fatg1t's Profile
 
 
 
Stat Summary
 
  • Average Rating:
    1.4
  • Helpful Votes:
    40
 
  • Reviews Submitted:
    5
  • First Review:
    July 10, 2012
  • Most Recent Review:
    March 30, 2017
  • Featured reviews
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fatg1t's Review History
 
Crazy soccer fun with traps and tricks galore!
 
Overall rating 
Hated it.
1 / 5
1 of 1 found this review helpful
This Game Is Truly Dreadful!
PostedMarch 30, 2017
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fatg1t
fromLondon, England
Skill Level:Intermediate
Favorite Genre(s):Adventure, Arcade & Action, Brain Teaser, Family, Hidden Object, Large File, Marble Popper, Match 3, Puzzle, Strategy, Word
Fun Factor 
Awful
1 / 5
Visual/Sound Quality 
Awful
1 / 5
Level of Challenge 
Awful
1 / 5
Storyline 
Awful
1 / 5
There are two words in the title of this game that sum it up perfectly and they are EPIC FAIL!
You do not control the players. The players slide around the pitch passing the ball with no kicking action. 'To 'help' your team win' you place landmines on the pitch that blow up when a player from either team slides onto one rendering the player out of action for a short time. How this is supposed to help the player win?!?! IT IS STUPID! As you have no idea where and which way your players are going the landmines DO NOT HELP THE PLAYER TO WIN!
I don't recommend this game.
+1point
1of 1voted this as helpful.
 
Shoot colorful balls across the level to match and clear like colors. Clear all the balls to complete the level.
 
Overall rating 
Hated it.
1 / 5
4 of 6 found this review helpful
BELOW AVERAGE! A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!
PostedOctober 22, 2016
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fatg1t
fromLondon, England
Skill Level:Intermediate
Favorite Genre(s):Adventure, Arcade & Action, Brain Teaser, Card & Board, Family, Hidden Object, Large File, Marble Popper, Match 3, Puzzle, Strategy, Time Management, Word
 
Current Favorite:
 
Fun Factor 
Awful
1 / 5
Visual/Sound Quality 
Awful
1 / 5
Level of Challenge 
Awful
1 / 5
Storyline 
Awful
1 / 5
I've played a whole load of dreadful games on/from this website over the years, this is easily one of the worst! it is a VERY POOR VERSION of a game! It feels like it was made on an engine that is at least twenty years old as the background noise (it is called music by the developer(s) was quickly turned off by me and the mechanics of the game are terrible! Marbles are shot across the play area from the edge and the player then has to hope it touches a matching colour in the middle. If it doesn't there are plenty of situations that occur that where marbles are left on the screen that cant be removed! The instructions are not needed but obviously the developer(s) had (plenty of) room to spare in the memory and so decided to fill a bit of the space by creating them!
I don't recommend this game.
+2points
4of 6voted this as helpful.
 
Help Joe restore his ranch! Breathe in new life into a formerly prosperous farm in Farmscapes, a fun Match 3 game!
 
Overall rating 
It was OK.
3 / 5
3 of 5 found this review helpful
Great fun.... for a while!
PostedOctober 29, 2013
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fatg1t
fromLondon, England
Skill Level:Intermediate
Favorite Genre(s):Family, Word, Arcade & Action, Adventure, Hidden Object, Large File, Match 3, Card & Board, Strategy, Brain Teaser, Time Management, Marble Popper, Puzzle
Fun Factor 
OK
3 / 5
Visual/Sound Quality 
Good
4 / 5
Level of Challenge 
OK
3 / 5
Storyline 
OK
3 / 5
A game that is definitely worth trialling and I would even say buying! The only problem with this fun and enjoyable hidden object game (oh, alright,.... match three game) is that after completing the first level, the next two levels (and therefore the last two thirds of the game) are exactly the same as the first one! Great fun.... for a while! When you eventually get
bored (as I did!) give it a rest and come back to it (as I did!). You'll be glad you did!
The interaction between the in game characters and the player is great! Much better than just moving on to the next board!
This game gets 3.5 stars from me!
+1point
3of 5voted this as helpful.
 
Search out and make stones of the same color collide to clear the entire game board and continue your awesome journey!
 
Overall rating 
Hated it.
1 / 5
3 of 15 found this review helpful
This is very likely the biggest load of rubbish I have played in a long time!
PostedOctober 12, 2013
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fatg1t
fromLondon, England
Skill Level:Intermediate
Favorite Genre(s):Family, Word, Arcade & Action, Adventure, Hidden Object, Large File, Match 3, Card & Board, Strategy, Brain Teaser, Time Management, Marble Popper, Puzzle
Fun Factor 
Awful
1 / 5
Visual/Sound Quality 
Awful
1 / 5
Level of Challenge 
Awful
1 / 5
Storyline 
Awful
1 / 5
Now how can I put this........ The gameplay is exceedingly slow and exceedingly tedious! The music is exceedingly annoying! The challenge level is one not because it is so easy to play, it's not, it gets one because you have to drag yourself mentally to play this rubbish and anything you don't want to play has no challenge to you so therefore the challenge level is one. The storyline is........ Well, I'm not actually sure what the storyline is. The game was so boring I couldn't be bothered following the storyline as that would have only added to the drabness of the game.
This really is one best avoided at all costs!
I don't recommend this game.
-9points
3of 15voted this as helpful.
 
A gruesome gang in search of brains comes from the depths of the graveyard! Bowl away the invading zombies and send them packing.
 
Overall rating 
Hated it.
1 / 5
29 of 38 found this review helpful
Others have done this so much better!
PostedJuly 10, 2012
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fatg1t
fromLondon, England
Skill Level:Intermediate
Favorite Genre(s):Family, Word, Arcade & Action, Adventure, Hidden Object, Large File, Match 3, Card & Board, Strategy, Brain Teaser, Time Management, Marble Popper, Puzzle, Mahjong
Fun Factor 
Awful
1 / 5
Visual/Sound Quality 
OK
3 / 5
Level of Challenge 
Excellent
5 / 5
Storyline 
Awful
1 / 5
READ THIS REVIEW BEFORE BUYING THE GAME!
The other reviewers were obviously not playing the same game that I was!
I have seen this game in two other forms, one using a polar bear as the ball and penguins as the skittles, the other using Sant Clause as the ball and elves as the skittles! Both had far superior control of the 'ball' than this game does! the problem with this game is once the ball is heading towards the zombies ANY SLIGHT MOVEMENT of the mouse sends the ball off in that direction often straight into the gutter even on a slow rolling speed! It's for this reason it gets five out of five for the Level of Challenge; so there is NOTHING excellent about the level of challenge! In this case it's more 1 equals easy to five equals stupily way over-sensitive it completely kills and ruins the game!
I don't recommend this game.
+20points
29of 38voted this as helpful.